Cannibal Women in the Avacado Jungle

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death is a totally ridiculous send-up of feminism, B-movies and Joseph Conrad’s Heart of Darkness! The insane cast includes former Playmate of the Year Shannon Tweed, Scream Queen Adrienne Barbeau and comedian Bill Maher way before he got Politically Incorrect.

Assigned by the government to investigate a disastrous strategic avocado shortage along with the disappearance of feminist Professor Kurtz, sexy college professor Tweed guided by chauvinist pig Maher, venture into the deepest jungle, where the man- eating Piranha Women rule. Accompanying the duo on their mission, for contrast, is a Home Ec major named Bunny whose secret fantasy is to be tied up with red licorice whips!

Proof that the Pirana civilization is a matriarchy is the presence of a tribe of wimpy, domesticated men called the Donnahews, who chant names like Alan Alda and Fritz Mondale as their mantra. They all finally catch up with Kurtz (Barbeau), who reveals that the avocado shortage is phony, designed by the government as an excuse to capture the Piranha Women and transform them into Malibu housewives! Oy!

Also, daffy film archivist, Steven Mayerson will screen vintage politically incorrect jungle shorts to remind us just how far we have come.

Also stay tuned for the 6th episode of the serial The Lost Planet from 1953! On the par with an Ed Wood movie, it’s considered the worst serial ever made with unintentionally hilarious dialogue like "How are we going to find it, it's the Lost Planet." It was the last sci-fi serial ever made…for good reason.

The TV Dinner potluck is open to all members before the feature.

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