Frankenstein
Island
The feature film will be Frankenstein Island from
1981directed by Jerry Warren. The basic story line
is that hot-air balloonists and their dog, Melvin,
crash land on what they think is a deserted island,
only to encounter leopard-skin bikini-clad babes
that are actually space aliens, a female mad scientist
married to the 200-year-old, bedridden assistant
to Dr. Frankenstein, holographic images (well,
sort of) of John Carradine, spouting meaningless
dialogue over and over, a bunch of brain-dead ex-seamen
who are zombie guards, and blood donor Cameron
Mitchell who has been imprisoned for 17 years in
what looks to be a building made of balsa wood.
Oh, and there is a Frankenstein monster, but he's
underwater for most of the movie and doesn't show
up till near the end. This lurches breathlessly
from scene to scene, never stopping once to make
sense. There are an amazing array of gadgets and
props to make your jaw drop, for instance, there's
something called an oscillator that looks like
either a small tackle box or lunch box, painted
pink and balanced on one corner to spin endlessly
when doing Frankensteiny things. This is just an
absolutely, desperately, ridiculously bad movie,
but it's vastly entertaining and fun, despite all
that. As one character says, “So much has
happened, the mind can’t catalog it!”
It took the director 15 years to make this movie
since he got in so much legal trouble from his
1966 film, The Wild World of Batwoman, shown by
The Bad Film Society 2 months ago.
Short
subjects include coming attraction trailers and
a 12 minute version of Star Wars performed by puppets
made by mentally disabled adults at a daycare center
in Oakland, California. Titled Puppet Wars, it
is far superior to the George Lucas original.
Thrill to the third episode of the hair-raising
1939 serial The Phantom Creeps starring Bad Film
favorite Bela Lugosi as Dr. Zorka with his giant
snarling robot, invisibility belt, z-ray gun and
mechanical death spiders!
The festivities will begin with a potluck dinner
open to all members. |